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- "F**king hell"
- "F*ck me ___" (ends with whatever relevant to the situation)
- "I'm de BEST"
- "Ok Dad."
- "Oh boy!"
- "What the f**k?"
- "♩God save our gracious ___♩" (part of the British national anthem, instead of saying Queen he would say something different).
- "Talk sh*t get hit."
- "Bronzie" (League of Legends)
- "I don't give a f*ck!"
- "By order of the Queen" (Red Dead Redemption)
- "You wot m8?"
- "Aleks don't you f**king dare, don't you f**king dare!"
- "♩Sings the James Bond theme♩"
- "I'm gonna change up my controls."
- "Hi ___, Have a nice life"
- "Loving life, to the max!"
- "Little goon head." Alternately
- "You goons"
- "Alright, here we go boys and girls"
- "Am I right lads, am I right lads?"
- "Lads and ladettes"
- "Smaaaaaash!" (Primarily used as the Smashing Moments series intro, as well as during fights)
- "...and dookie"
- "What is my life?!"
- "Did you set me on fire? I need a fire extinguisher, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!"
- "Mate, she's got like a proper hairy bush though. Why didn't she shave before she did this?"
- "Emotions? What are you a fucking woman? Choose the mission you slag"